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7 Olympian Gods vs. The Bulletproof Boys: The Ultimate Comeback Battle

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7 Olympian Gods vs. The Bulletproof Boys: The Ultimate Comeback Battle

After centuries of fading relevance, the Olympian gods decided they needed a comeback.

Why?

Because 7 mortal idols—known as the Bulletproof Boys—had somehow amassed more followers, worshippers, and stadium-sized temples (sold-out arenas) than all of Olympus combined.

Zeus scowled at their trending hashtags.
Apollo stared at their record-breaking achievements.
Ares fumed at their "ARMY" being stronger than his actual army.

This could not stand.

We are the original legends,” Zeus declared. “We will reclaim our fame.

Thus, 7 Olympians gathered for the ultimate battle:
K-pop comeback against the Bulletproof Boys.


The Lineup: Who’s Who in Olympus K-pop?

🎤 Leader & Perfectionist Vocalist: Apollo (stage name: The Golden Note)
⚡ Charismatic Main Vocal & Thunderous Presence: Zeus (Sky Daddy)
💥 Main Rapper & Aggressive Choreo Designer: Ares (BloodBeat)
🍷 Sultry Vocalist & Wild Card: Dionysus (Drunk on Love)
🏹 Fastest Rapper & Smooth Talker: Hermes (GodFlow)
🕊️ Mysterious Deep Voice & Stage Presence: Hades (Underworld Vibes)
🌊 Maknae & Most Unexpected Dancer: Poseidon (Tsunami Flow)

Their group name? "OLYMPUS 7."

Their mission? To dethrone the Bulletproof Boys.