Achilles’s Side Hustle
Achilles leaned back in his luxurious chariot-office, sipping a nectar frappuccino, scrolling through his latest appointment bookings.
Ever since he figured out how to fully dunk newborn demigods into the Styx without the Achilles’ heel problem, his business had been booming.
💰 "IMMORTALITY DIPS™ – NO WEAK SPOTS, GUARANTEED!" 💰
Parents lined up for miles. Olympian influencers raved about it. Even Zeus was considering it for his latest illegitimate offspring.
Monetize your mistakes.
Innovation in the Immortality Industry
“You’re a genius, my boy!” Odysseus clapped him on the back.
“Of course.” Achilles smirked. “I learned from my mistakes. No baby of mine is gonna have a weak ankle.”
His new method?
🔹 Step 1: Strap the baby onto a golden Styx-certified dunking harness.
🔹 Step 2: Fully submerge for exactly 10 seconds—any more and the baby might start glowing.
🔹 Step 3: Towel dry with divine-thread baby clothes.
Zero weak spots.
100% indestructibility.
And best of all? No awkward deaths via arrows.
If you can’t avoid fate, at least sell it as a service.
The Demand Is Real
“Excuse me, is there a VIP express lane?” a frantic titaness asked, holding a crying baby.
“Yeah, but it costs extra,” Achilles said, flipping through his divine scroll-turned-iPad. “Do you want the basic Dunk & Dry™ Package or the Golden God Full-Body Immortality Treatment™?”
The titaness blinked. “What’s the difference?”
“Well,” Achilles gestured, “The basic package makes them invulnerable but they still might grow up… weird. The Golden God Package™ includes:
✅ A personalized battle prophecy
✅ A free handcrafted war spear
✅ 15% off future war consultations”
She handed him a bag of drachmas immediately.
"Dunk my baby!"
Even Greek heroes need a side hustle.
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